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"Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 101, November 28, 1891"

Briefly, when my scheme
is floated, Consols will immediately go to par, and will be converted
into a security bearing ten per cent. interest--and this without
a single penny being added to the tax-payers' burdens. I have been
authorised by the officials of the Treasury to receive any investments
that my readers may offer. Now, therefore, is your time. Next week I
may have to take a short holiday, owing to the strain on my nerves,
caused by my numerous anxieties. But the good work will go on as
before.
"CROESUS LONDON."
* * * * *
GLORY AT THE LOWEST PRICE.
[There is nothing whatever to hinder a civilian from
organising and managing an efficient army, and there are at
any given moment a score of men in the City of London, who
could carry out the work with perfect ease.--_Daily Paper,
November 19, 1891_.]
SCENE--_The Army Universal Provision Company Limited (Managing
Director, Mr. BLACKLEY). Enter Recruit in Department No.
1. He looks round him surprised at the business-like activity
that greets him on every side._
_Foreman_ (_politely_). Anything I can do for you, Sir, to-day?
We have an assortment of Queen's Shillings fresh from the Mint.


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