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"Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 101, November 28, 1891"


_First Pass._ (_with, a genial smile_). Ah, I see you are quoting from
the Press.
_Second Pass._ (_earnestly_). And why not? Is it true, or is it
not, that money is squandered upon rotten buildings, upon excessive
salaries to teachers, and upon the provision of refinements in
education?
_First Pass._ (_smiling_). Still quoting! But if I admit that there
is something in what you say, is it not always the case? Have we ever
unmixed good, or unmixed evil? And I contend that the same advantages
derivable from a School-Board education entirely compensate for a
little loss.
_Second Pass._ (_rather out of temper_). Well, you take it calmly
enough.
_First Pass._ (_amiably_). Why not? It is my theory that every child
should have the best possible education. The infant should have enough
mental food to last him for life. It is our duty that he should got
it.
_Second Pass._ (_with irritation_). Well, at least you take an
unselfish view of the case.
_First Pass._ (_smiling sweetly_). I don't see that! As a matter of
fact, I am sufficiently successful not to care for competition. I
believe that I am first-rate in my own walk; and, however the School
Board may educate, they will not reach my standard.


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